The new math tutor came last night. yeah buhbye Nelson.You're fired.-looks at DonaldTrump-

HAH.

The new guy's a cross between gerain wong and taylor hicks.yes,OHMYGOD. And he has an american twang when he speaks too. "swing this guy to the top and cancel that guy below,its like peeling an onion y'know. Its cumbersome." All this in one sentence. And we're talking about algebra too.AHAHA.

Then there was trng today.Ah I didn't mean to be late, especially since jacobs called me in the morning to ask me to get the key.Ohwell.Thursday, I swear I'll be early.

Anyways we did two-on-twos again.My speech was terrible.ah shucks nevermind:/ Xianghui and karmen came back to watch us.Ahhhhh I didn't know I missed them so much until they walked in. And according to xiang, prom night is tmr! Sooooo exciting and I wish I was in mediaclub just for tmr night so that I could go take pictures at the dinner:( I think TM will wear shorts and tshirt.Or maybe pinafore and blouse-.-I can't imagine her wearing anything except those!AHWELL.She has disappeared anyways.POOF.

Sir Boo for lunch again! And I bought my school books today too. I shall try to print out the homework from epebs. There seems to be a problem with it though. Argh.

Homework&Textbooks.YESYESYES ITS A NEW START. I shall turn on the POWER and bring out the INNER NERD in me.

Starting tomorrow.ohyeah.

I was watching TheEllenShow and the moose told me that ellen degeneres is LESBIANNNNNN. yeah and its abit tough wacthing her shows now cus half the time I'm thinking, mygod,really?

I mean its really her lifestyle choice I guess, but still, the whole homo concept sounds wrong to me. I'm pro-PURENESS :DDD ( and I hope kaili is reading this-.-)
-coughs!-





:) : you are?

char&cass: I'll keep you guys posted:D

Steph: yeah,sockssssss! Ah no problem,I'll grow you one for christmas how 'bout that yeah! bonzai la HAHA:D

LETTUCE OR CABBAGE?

I personally prefer lettuce because it tastes and sounds far better than cabbage. Cabbage sounds like garbage. HAH.

We've put up the christmas decorations today and the house looks so pretty((: Everyone at home has gotten into a christmasty mood already and thats GOOD cus I've physco-ed my mother into letting MY LOVELIES come over without crashing.Ohyessssssssssss we could have a nice party haha:D No more pouts and despairs and fake CIPs and char, MY PEACH!

My mother has been so nice lately. Okay I've decided that I love her(:

YAY I'VE GOT THE PICTURES:DDD

PRETTYRETARDED:D

KISSYKISSCOMM:D

The movie was screwed that night but I love jiemsjollyandshanna!

The perverted photographer snapped a shot of me while i was trying to SLEEP!how unglam tsktsk :///

Balls is so smart. I asked for a post to be dedicated to me and she dedicates me a VENNDIAGRAM.Yay:DD

I shall pack my whole entire room today and afterwhich I solemnly swear not to mess it up again(:

I hate those kinda posts where people go on and on talking about this person they won't even mention. They say stuff like, YOU'VE CAUSED ME SO MUCH OF PAIN AND ITS KILLING ME INSIDE.BABY TELL ME TELL ME WHY.

They write a whole chunk of it, attempting to make it sound poet-ish and emotional and here I sit speculating WHOWHOWHO. sigh. Thats why i make it a point not to blog like that unless I really can't help it. Some people do it all the time and nowadays I just skip the whole post cus its sucha waste of my time.How disappointing :/

Hadta go for trng today.Met shu and balls for lunch and I hereby declare my undying support of MR BOO HAI GUAN. Thats the dude who sells mianxian. He is ever so nice and I shall knight him SIR BOO and also I shall attempt to buy food from his stall like once a month or something cus its really not food for value but i shall anyway cus he rocks. HAHAHA(:

Then there was trng. THBT the internet does more good than harm. I don't know I don't care,i'll just DIE without the net you know.JUST CURL UP AND DIE, I think.

Currently, there's only one person in school I dislike and we've named her PHROBBER. Thats because she robs us of stuff starting with the letter P. Aha. And I think phrobber is sucha kickass name for a foe and just so you know, I CAME UP WITH IT AHAHA. It sound way classier than p-robber,no balls? haha((:

HongHwee: ahaha i bet you're secretly happy I mentioned your undying love for my senior:D oh romeeeeeoooh!

Jolly: thanks a million for your sacrifice on tuesday:Dand know what, it wasn't her who posted that. It was the other one.ARGH. I think TheMan has like disappeared or something:((

Claire: you get super angsty and it gets me all worked up too haha. But you did great la:D

Steph: hello trendsetter, now its nomore ankle socks its PLASTIC BAGS YOOHOO:DD

Tancheng: TM has disappeared la.HMPH. Nevermind, happy holidays to you too:D

Char: amusingly annoying,now is that good or bad?haha I meant that you looked cute la! Anyways, TOLERANCE is the word when it comes to mothers.Trust me,I've been through it all.cheerup:D

Dehydrated perverted Rat: ohyay thanks I shall link you soon. SQUEAK:D

I'm feeling good today:D

Because there was trng and trng was good.I hadta speak on opp side with dorothy and shanna with balls and shu prepping with us.And it was tough cus i havent spoken for like ages and I almost swapped roles with balls but she didn't want to. and although both sides had weak cases, it was super nice taking prop down especially claire cus she gets me so pissed whenever she speaks(in a good way though Mrs____!) And at the end of the debrief and all Nick read out the splitting of teams and yay balls and I got into the JGs team:D This is so EXCITING(: Hahaha either ways I hope both teams go far(:

Then we had lunch.Turns out it was PRE-lunch lunch and so its called BRUNCH:D yeah we wenta the canteen for brunch and i saw the rows and rows of NP-lings eating and I was SOOOOO HAPPY cus then I saw my FAVOURITE NP SQUAD(you're called a sqaud,no char?) in the whole wide world.Ahahah thats phina and co. and so I went over to say hi.MYGOD I've missed them SO MUCHHHH. And watching them all in their pooty looking pants and eating out of styrofoam boxes and blisters all over their hands makes my heart bleed. Ahhhhh and phina looks so pale and poorthing and I missed her oh so much cus she doesn't have a blog and rarely comes online and I know she'll read this cus I told her to(: YAY.

Then miracles outta miracles I saw TheMan.Ohmygod then I went totally :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) when you least expect it,it happens and it makes me even more happier cus I didn't even think she'd be there.AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH. Then I spent my whole brunch PEEKING like a pervert.TSK. I praypraypray,suprise me on Friday. I WON'T BE EXPECTING YOU(((:

After dropping steph off the pops brought us to Macs for Lunch. That was so weird cus my parents are so against it for its TRANSFATS and whatnot. And though I didn't feel very hungry,I ate anyways cus its a bloody rare chance.We had APPLE DIPPERS and damn,the moose brought up rain makes applesauce( previous post). Remember that one? Ohyeah. and I felt so off colour after that. But nevermind, it WAS macs afterall so I ate the rest and i'm glad I did cus I received fourmissedcalls(balls is so efficient!) informing me of something which made me HAVE to eat my food. AHA.

And because my brother paid me to, I have no choice but to say: regardless how UNCOOL it is of me to say this and how retarded you've always been, i love youuuuuuu . You make me BEAM WITH PRIDE cus you're sucha super duper smacker whacker whatever:D -Cough coughs-

Ah crap I give up.MONEYMONEYMONEY:DDDDD

Friday:)

HELLOHELLOHELLO.

I am bleeding cus I'm bored stiff.Rahhhhhh.ohmygod someone date me date me date me! Watch a movie,have a meal,go shoe shopping,WHATEVER.Hell,even CIP sounds good when you're desperate.

Thats why I'm SO EXCITED for trng tmr. The prospect of pouring over the most pressing issues in today's world, coming up with strong cases and defending it with all our hearts at the ungodly hour of NINE in the morning comforts me cus atleast I'm outta here.

Claire is so funny. She's in love for the HOWMANIETH(?) time this year. censoredcensoredcensored. She went looney when I called her Mrs ______.HAHA!

And it pains me to know that there's no need to expect TheMan tomorrow. She's goooooooooneeeeee and there wasn't even a goodbye:((( I've been contemplating if I should do it but its sucha a schizo thing to do and I'm bloody sure if I do it once,I'd do it again so I shan't do it afterall.NOT TODAY(: eeyer the thought of it makes me SQUIRM. Its the kind of thing someone in bad need of a shrink would do.

The moose paid me twenty buckaroos just to make phonecalls to seven companies to get their postal codes,some quick filing and paper sorting and BAM,twenty lovely dollars:DDD Now I just wish she'd let me go out so I could USE it.

Maybe when I catch her in one of her better moods(like when she isn't pissed over some asshole of client) I'd get her to read me RAIN MAKES APPLESAUCE. I truly love that one. And she's got this very FLOATY voice which makes it sound so nice. I hate to say this but I love the way she reads.It makes me happy like:))))))))))

The stars are made of lemon juice,
and rain makes applesauce.
I wear my shoes inside out,
and rain makes applesauce.
Oh, you're just talking silly talk
Oh, you're just talking silly talkI know I'm talking silly talk...
ButRain makes applesauce!
My house goes walking every day,
and rain makes applesauce.
Dolls go dancing on the moon,
and rain makes applesauce.
Oh, you're just talking silly talk
Oh, you're just talking silly talk
I know I'm talking silly talk...
ButRain makes applesauce!
The wind blows backwards all night long,
and rain makes applesauce.
Monkeys mumble in a jelly bean jungle,
and rain makes applesauce.
Oh, you're just talking silly talk
Oh, you're just talking silly talkI know I'm talking silly talk...
ButRain makes applesauce!
Candy tastes like soap, soap, soap,
and rain makes applesauce.
Monkeys eat the chimney smoke,
and rain makes applesauce.
Oh, you're just talking silly talk
Oh, you're just talking silly talkI know I'm talking silly talk...ButRain makes applesauce!
Tigers sleep on an elephant's snoot,
and rain makes applesauce.
Clouds hide in a hole in the sky,
and rain makes applesauce.
Oh, you're just talking silly talk
Oh, you're just talking silly talk
I know I'm talking silly talk...
ButRain makes applesauce!
Salmon slide down a hippo's hide,
and rain makes applesauce.
My Teddy Bear sings out loud at night,
and rain makes applesauce.
Elbows grow on a tickle tree,
and rain makes applesauce.
Oh, you're just talking silly talk
Oh, you're just talking silly talk
I know I'm talking silly talk...
ButRain makes applesauce!

I wish I'd grow up.Its really silly talk because dammit rain makes no applesauce.

If you blog for the sake of blogging, then really you've got no life.so YAY, no life hast thy :///////

This morning I woke up and looked outta the window and I saw the neighbour's maid kissing the postman through the grilles of their gate. OHMAN.What a scandal.

I felt so important after witnessing that scene(don't ask me why) and so I read the whole of straitstimes and dug out some saturday special editions to read on account of them having many intellectual and detailed reports on various issues that will be beneficial to me in the forseeable future.

PFUIT. Typing that sentence(however true it was) was NERDSIFYING:DD And i must add that next year I'm really gonna mug uber hard and be the most glorious nerd alive.REALLY. cus I don't wanna ever spend my holidays cooped up at home again and have people like cass char and phina plan FAKE(!) CIP outings and crashing of my house just so that we can all meet:((((((

Staying at home requires comunicating with the menopausal moose. Thats terrible especially sice she finds fault about everything under the sun. We agree on NOTHING at all. On the other hand, me and the pops agree on alot of things(except on the idea that I should spend my holidays holidaying:/).One such thing is the boy I should marry and dad says he should look like

THIS!

And i couldn't agree with him more((:

Char: christmas is still a loooonnnggg time away but if its CIP,it hasta be SOLID CIP. So,who shall coordinate and check the websites and get the forms??? And the peach, whole please.Like I said, its more posh and delectable yes lovely?haha:D

Sharon: ahaha nevermind.It takes time to adjust and soon you'll enjoy debate don't worry yeah:D

Steph: I know I know I know.We're all pissed but we'll work it out the next time we have trng yeah.SMILE STEPH((:

Jolly: surprise I can't go for comm on monday too.But tuesday YOU MUST GO.hello, we cannot afford NOT to go for trng sessions cus you saw what happened when you skipped the first two. Bird in full force,get what I mean.( I sound like a DETECTIVE!)

Aly: yeah I know it was you and you didn't wanna give my group the clue! And you were damn freaky and I was soooooooo freaked out!haha thanks,your nightrail was good too:D

Yinmin: I'll miss my first class pervert too.You take care(:

Janice:what so you implying I like the botak.No way man,I'll never especially since he's yours(: ahaha okay that was a joke.anyways take care yeah:)

Cass: I hope so too man.MERRY CHRISTMAS:D ahahaha, maybe you should coordinate some actual CIP for us,then I'll have a clear conscience.

Sarah: The camp was fun,thanks again!ohyeah, we're LANDIAO! :D

Blogger is so screwed.I did shoutouts for SO MANY PEOPLE and like all except joanna's from the THE REST section came out.Like I practically wrote for the whole class.and like the ones for sndebate I wrote for EVERYBODY including the juniors and AHAHAHA it didn't appear.I've editted it a million times and I won't show and I'm MAAAAAAD>:(

Some other time,I shall compensate the rest la.BLAH.

Last day today.Award were so boring I spent the whole time yakking with phina and cass about stuff.HAHA.All of a sudden that jiamei grabbed me cus the class wanted to SWAY to IJdream.Aaaaawwww.I love twograce lotslotslots!

I really wanna go out,but i am GROUNDED see.So know what, I'll make sure you guys can come bake cookies during christmas.I promise or you'll have the license to crash my place and SAVE MEEEEE((:and if that happens, charmaine a peach please:D

Then there was invest which i hadta help out.Its a backbreaking sweaty job,but I gotta know lotsa new FRIENDS.-coughs- the weather is getting HOT! :DDDDDD We stared at pretty people and jiems says the word is "SEHH". sounds obscene.like,she's so sehh.HUH?

Twohour lunch before trng.claire got me an EYELASH CURLER from china. that was so amusing.kiap kiap!

Trng drove me mad cus of some stuff.I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN. I just knew it and BAMBAMBAM.Now seriously, where do we go from here? Having a new coach means building it up all over again and when its a dogeatsdog kinda world,we all get hurt.

:(
Balls tenoclock call me quickquickquick.Steph, cheerup snuffy.It'll be okay!

SIGH.and to make me even more pissed my folks came at like seven eventhough trng ended at FIVEPLUSSSS.argh.The moose triedta be extra friendly to steph before she got off the car and I was like-glares-.I think she felt bad cus steph hadta wait with me for so long.GUILTYGUILTY(:

CHAR: nah i post crap which plays no part in the As(:you've gotta tag me again!

JOLLY: yeah landiao landiao!

DEBS: it was fantastic.YAY:D

SHARON: :DDDD

TANCHENG: tanyyychengyyyy sigh I'd like to relive those days.Ahhhh ill missya,and say we don't get into the same class(toughwood) you musn't dao me! yesyes, I haven't been there for the longest TIME:Dlovelovelove.

CASS: i try la.My god i can just die if we all don't go out.CHRISTMAS, we'll do something and my parents can't say no then:D





when you leave its all over.
:(

SHOUT OUTS :DDDDD

About time I did them.its the official last day of school tomorrow. Last day of this and that and many other things that I wish would LAST. Funny how that word gets twisted:///

TWOGRACE OH SIX.
You people were the most amazing this year;we've been through alot as a class.

There were bad times, like how a bunch of us got scolded for cheating in morning jog ,like when the class ponned morning jog for mass,like when we made the new teachers go crazy, like when we got caught by susanlim using ipods and handphones during free periods, like when jiafeng's gameboy catridge got stolen,like when we hadta move our asses over to that ugly classroom,like when Nath scolded a buncha us for trying to hook up something with a hanger from the seconf floor.We've got ourselves into ALOT of hot soup this year .

But there were good times. We had a couple of achievements to be proud of, we worked hard to make fiesta rock(gracee-balls:D), how we survived through crappy lessons, took the blame together if we had to, sat on the specs stand singing oneyearsixmonths, cried together when miss nair left us,played hard during games carn,prepped for minidrama(lowschoolmusical:D) and really,I've lost count.

Here's the last of my quotable quotes taken from the mesuration lesson.NOTE: mesuration's like the thingy where we have to use PIE to find the volume of a whatever.

LIJIE: eh, where's the pie?
JOANNA: Pie in the fridge la.

With stuff like this spouting from my classmates all day long, how can I NOT love them(:

HIGHLIGHTERS.
Really,our name isn't lame(especially since I came up with it) cus we really do highlight each other's lives. You guys were my ECSTACYPILLS(!) who made me feel high and my painkillers when I felt sad. And cus of all we've been through,i love you people soooo much and it hurts but I'll miss all of you.

CASSANDRA: hey choy, thanks for always remembering my love for orange. You promiscuous biatch who daihuai-ed us:D if you ever run outta stuff to in a conversation, you could always tell the person how sancia bought a poochi dog one christmas eve and wrecked it on christmas day cus she walked it like a real dog(: so stupid. it was fun crapping with you and bullying Hongs, LOVE!

CHARMAINE: oh you'd better make sure the person sitting behind you next year has TWO water bottles so you can kope her water!ahaha an you must learn to be brave char when you wathc horror flicks. Just to let ya know, if you really can't learn how to watch them, my hand's forever hear for you to grab.JIAYOUUUUUSSSS:D and you owe me a peach! LOVES!

JOSEPHINA: even though your bouncing off to triple science next year, you'll still be my neighbour on bukit timah hill yeah:DD anyways, I'll miss your random cravings for pastamania-takes out brochure during math and drools at creamychicken picture- haha.And I really appreciate how you never fail to ask me if i'm going recess with you every single day even though you know sometimes i can't:/ Don't be nerdy next year, my heart can't take it,and so,LOVES!

XISHI: soooo adorable((: you musn't be so nice okay cus you'll be at a disadvantage.Don't ever promise someone whose parents are the forever late kind to wait for her until it rains and you end up going home in the rain:// i felt damn bad la! But really, you're so sweet and you understand how I feel for TM,and so LOVES!

TABLEMATES
i'm like the worst tablemate alive right? I mutate your names and I distract you during lessons and worst of all I get you so emotionally attatched that when its time to leave it makes it all even harder.still, i love every single one of you!

TANCHENG: out of all my tablemates,you know me the best and I love you the most.I'll remember how we conquered all the boring lessons, our brilliant technique(slide the paper under the table) during tingxie, our funny funny stories and gossipings.And I'll remember how you'd sms me every single holiday and say PRAWNY I MISS YOU.OH MY GOD THIS IS SO SICK. and i wanna say,nah it isn't sick cus I miss you loads too. I'll try not to say kanasai and this is for you to complete: I've never been there for the longest__________?Lovelovelove!

YINMIN: first class pervert! We had lots of crazy times too and I'll remember the day you cried when TSK separated us.That shocked me but hey, you ended ut sitting behind me didn't ya?

JINGHAN: hey jingles,I gave you you english name and you lovvvved it yeah?keep it,its cute esp during christmas,like hey JINGLES. you know how I feel about the time you lent me the walt disney notes for the biography thing.THANKSLOTS and I love ya too((:

HONGHWEE: Stupid Hongs I loved bullying you! I'll remeber your brotherkwon nonsense and yourcrazy passion for hua hui.AHAHA and also your passion for my senior and DF who doesn't wear a bra(!) loveya lots.

XIAOYU: you're a physco, we all know that. you harrassed me alot when I sat next to you and if it makes you happy small fish,fine,you're Omen and I'm Gabrielle-.-love ya aplenty!

BEATRICE: I don't know you you can stand jap man.like Tansensei is a murderer:O anycase beat it was great sitting with ya(:

THE REST
You people made my sectwo life amazing.

JOANNA: sticko.you're so funny during lesson times."eh cher!" ahaha anyways we'll still have LD and we'll be like really bonded cus we'll all STEP UP yeah<3 jodie="CRAZY((:" size="5">SN DEBATE
I've thanked everyone I love in LD in the camp post already so this is for sndebate,my lovelovelove!

SARAH:hey princess sarah(: you're a super debator,a great Ld president and you're in PEXCO to boot! don't be too stressed yeah cus we'll all be here for you(:

DEBORAH: duchess debs! you're also a brilliant debator.thanks for the guidance and you're really funny sometimes(:

HAZEL: you need a royal tittle hazel, especially sice you were so BRAVE durong camp no? haha.thanks for your guidance too,you're another pro debator(:

JOLLY: now you know why i'm taking so ling,this my dear is a shout out:D Thanks for being there for me all the time, even when we're not having training.Its really important that you're with me if I'm ever in a debate cus you're my rock. You must be there to woohoo with me if we're winning and we we ever screwup, I need you to be there to scribble fuckshit! on my speech,siaobay ah<3

CLAIRE: popsy.you fickle as a pickle.stop falling in love randomly, it scares me! Thanks for being there to make us laugh when we're all in the sian mood(: you're jokes are always healing<3>LIFESAVERS
Its great to have you people in my life cus all it ever does is to make me a happier person!

JOANNE: limsy poo you make me laugh a thousand ways, but I really hope you'll smile more.You look so glum in school it get me scared sometimes.You'll be as good or better than any of the past vicecaps and I know you'll be captain.if it makes you happy, i'll be good and learn hockey from you eventhough i think its sucha rough game.Thanks for your really random smses which make me smile like:))))))) and your letters which make me cry sometimes cus you're really sweet.Thanks for mugging with me before EOYS and know what,daxiaojie loves limsypoo lots<3 size="5">YOU
:))))))))))))))))

THEMAN: I'll miss you alot alot alot when you leave.I was being so retarded all year sometimes I think it would be better if you didn't do what you did.But while it lasted, I was really really happy(: tremendous amount of LOVE<333333333333

I'm back from camp and I'm SHACKED. Like my neck feels like its sprained and my arms feels dislocated and my knees are giving way and my toes are like ouchouchouchhhh.But given another chance to do it all over again,I wouldn't change a thing((:

Okay,so it started early on tuesday with teambonding! My teammates are aly,carolyn,audrey,jiemin,christal,weiqing and sarah((: and cus of that lame audrey mok,our group name was THE EIGHT POLKA-DOTTED LIGHTBULBS.eh,like what the hell.And we came up with this super nice and long cheer but in the end we couldn't remember it so all we could manage was: we're the eight polka-dotted lightbulbs*DING!* -.-

Icebreakers were fun! I especially liked captains on the deck la.It was so retardedly fun(:And there was my station which was the TOUGHEST. the challenge of the stomach muscles!AHAHA the peopolings had a tough tough time.

So You Think You Can Be Miss LD competition was hilariousssssss:D The judges were so funny and everyone got hyper with the music and all. Then it was the WATERGAMES.Mygod,the amount of effort put into this is hell alot and it meant so much to the sectwo comm for it to be a hit.And it was:D It got damn messy and everyone sabotaged each other with the waterbombing(: also, i believe balls and I walked across the school compound like twenty odd times,killing our soles in the porcess.AAAAHH.

Nighttrail was the highlight of the camp! We were shown this video wangling made,and like the ju-on kid popped up randomly and we SCREAMED like mad.And I was so freaked out by the time it started.group two and four combined and we came group-coughs,twentyfour. I think we all failed math or smtg ahahaha.Nevermind, the whole thing was freaky. The scariest stops were the GYM TOILET with soopong and cindy who were calm enough to like,COUNT THE NUMBER OF COUNTRIES IN THE WORLD.ohmygod,they've got the guts to stay in there.And also the stairway to heaven or hell was badbadbad.The syringes and needles were traumatic:(((( I totally clutched on to christal all the way. Weiqing's very brave eventhough she's just secone.Really,she totally wanted to PUSH THE GHOST ON THE SWING to get our clue.mygoshmygosh. ohyeah and wangling and tanxinyi's station was so funny half the time we were laughing and screaming like wild baboons((:

After the whole thing we watched movies.But there was some VCR problem or smtg so like we watched abit of she's the man and abit of whitechicks and like this bit of french SOUNDLESS movie.AIYA.

Lights off at onefourtyfive,I badly wanted to tell balls the story of how I met TheMan but the room was bloody quiet so I decided to try and sleep.And it was tough man.The floor was hard and cold and I kept drifting in and out of sleep.Most of the time I was dying for morning to come.And I badly needed a bolster:( I can't sleep without hugging something la. And sometime into the night someone said THE F WORD so damn loudly la. I bet all my money it was that craztpot joanna.And apparantly someone's alram rang at five am but I was flat and out so I didn't hear a thing:D

This morning shanna,jiems and I hadta leave camp for abit to help out at the investiture. There was nothing much to help so we ended up "watching pretty people dance".HAHA.and we got the best ushering sopt on the whole entire earth-gloats- :DD

The most meaningful part of the camp was the senior-junior talk. The seniors really made us feel what being passionate about LD was and after hearing what they hadta said about yellowbadge,hell I think we really sucked alot.They sounded so disappointed and all and wangling and diana made my eyes SMART with their emotional speeches. We were really crappy this year and what they said really set most of us thinking. its really time to STEP UP for most of us.Already the whole camp made me feel closer to yellowbadge although the turnout was disastrous.But nevermind, we'll work hard((:

Comm worked super hard for the camp.It was really really tiring but the result is satisfying.Lots and lots of love to SARAH! DEBS! DIANA! WANGLING!HAZEL!JULIA!TANXINYI!ALY!PINFANG!SHANNA!JIEMS! BALLS!JOCELYN!EUNICE and BOE <3we're the most LAN DIAO comm!

And Ld,we're unbelievable:D

I've caught a cold,and thats cus I got caught in the rain like so many times today.My nose is so RED and the moose(who seems nicer after I came home from school) gave me a black disgusting thing to drink.

I gave it to my dog and he licked it clean.FATASSSSS(:

Did the waterbombs for camp today.Turnout was pathetic.yellowbadge ah:///Nevermind(: its all done,and susanlim was unhappy with all the water wastage.And I've got cuts on my finger:(((oh and i saw sngfengie and sienny.enny misses me so badly she almost had a fit when she saw me.AHAHA nah.We had like lotsa hugs and I wenta see our classroom by the specs.OHMAN<3

I've got a C1B by the way.I feel nothing about it.Maybe relieved that its the end of the cursed physics but yeah.Nothing to shout about.

All my bags are packed and camp's tomorrow:D I'm so hyped up for night trail cus its the only thing i know nothing abt since I kinda know what the rest of the items are about.Please let it be scarier than last years! And balls must come with me cus I'll be so freaked out.We'll swap groupings,I DON'T CARE.And stephywaffythesnufferfagus too!AHAHAHA.

on a separate issue: I think I think too much.Its prolly not what I think at all.Its true.It isn't love,its robbery:((((((

WELL WHO GIVES A HOOT.I'll make myself happy on my own.It sounds so stupid and gramatically wrong but really,I have to for myself:)SMILESANCIASMILE:))))))

seeyas:D

Denise: ahhh penise! today I feel upset about TheMan:((

Sharon: hey(: thats damn sad la.Hurry fix it then go watch.Michael cannot wait la!!

Why don't you try being grounded for the whole damn holidays with no access to the tv and the computer.OH HOW LOVELY.

Thankgod I'm not the best kid on earth and thats why I come online illegally and like watch all my programmes whenever the folks go out.Still, I'd much prefer to do it without a guilty conscience.staying at home is killing me and I want to go out,but not with my parents and not to tuition.ARGH.

I can't hold a conversation with the moose anymore.I'm convinced-as much as I hate it- that we're never again gonna have the same relationship we used to have.Not when everytime we start talking she chooses to rake up all the bad stuff and nag.

I'm NOT menopausal, she'll say.

And who are you kidding,I'll ask.She should really be more like my father. Even though he's like a quiet guy and I'm really scared of him, atleast he's reasonable and he listens to what I have to say.And because he listens, he could say no to whatever I may be asking for and I'd still respect him just as much.Unlike the moose.HMPH.she drives me so mad I'm better of not talking to her.When she realises I've stopped talking to her, she'll bribe me.Ohyeah the power of MONEY and TV.Be nice to mummy and you'll get to watch the prison show with the handsome boy tonight.

To think I gave in like so many times.Now I know better.I'll ignore her and watch the whole thing on youtube when she goes out.AHAHAHA.She's losing me.Sooner or later she'll lose my brother.Threatening a boy his age doesn't work anymore.She tried taking away his chance to play BMT at some tournament and he snapped.Like really went mad and shut himself out and threw away his shirts and racket and godknowswhat.SEE.you're ruining lives moose.And she can't bear to see him giving up bmt cus its like his life and when she takes her words back and tries to put things right,things go smoothly but all respect is lost.

In any case,we'll still have to EAT tonight don't we.With faces as black as my folks,its best to shut up and eat and not say a thing.Not even when I'd so much like to say how I feel the fish on the plate looks like it was called snufferfagus(!) when it was alive and not when I feel like telling the joke about the oldlady and the peanuts.NEVERMIND.I shall tell it to whoever I see in school and they'd listen and laugh.Thankgod for friends<3

There's lotsa stuff tmr.Stb with balls and Comm mtg and watergames preparation for the camp.And I'll see TheMan I hope((:

Jolly: Know what,I can't be bothered with her.I'm quite mad with her now I'm stopping myself from using thefword.SIGH.forget her,by the way, your latest post makes hell alot of sense.Ilike,Ilike!! I hope she really loves me la or I'll just die:( we'll see tmr:D

Char: i did,scroll down a few posts dear(: ahaha i guess I'm just a little imaginative, but really i had your interest at heart.EH!so what did he tell you in church?!! Anyways,SIGH i leave the crashing up to you people, I've got lotsa food at home(: but if not,seriously,till the 17th then.I really miss you guys like LOADS:((

Firstly,balls is back((: I thought she died or something cus she came back so late.PHEWPHEWPHEW.And I got scolded by the pops for talking to her on the phone at like two am in the morning:// Ahaha but I had to get things off my chest.

Which reminds me,I am so pissed with YOU.ofcourse I won't say who but to YOU,you can just forget it all man.Its not gonna happen cus cracks will show,people will know and you'd be as good as where you've started from so there>:(

And there was training yesterday.Goodgood we did rehashing of stuff.It feels abit weird going through these things which seem so long ago and i've got rusty.Oh and there's LD camp next week(: I came across the blog the jniors created for LD and really,its nice to see them binded and all.It really gladdens my little heart.In sec one ,I initially loved LD to bits and pieces.Then things became messy,diaparity became obvious and perceptions changed.Its so nice to see the sec ones so committed((:

This is what one of my juniors wrote when the darkbluebadge got separated into drama and debate wings((:

but i guess that will never happen now.
you'll go for competitions, as many as they allow.
"THBT that a sheep is a cow"
"THBT that charsiew is for pao"
you'll laugh at these things,
you'll say LMAO
but child, i'll miss you so much.
you just don't know how.

HOW CUTE:D they're so bonded it makes us look like kanasai.Ahaha thats my favourite word,although tancheng te peanut who misses me so much says i shouldn't curse and swear like that.It isn't you prawny.Ahaha i miss the peanut too(:

Then yesterday I saw TheMan.Pure bliss((: I'm so sorry but I have to admit I'm more than just aware.She makes me so so happy I just wish she'd say something.Till today I still have no clue how she's sounds like, but I expect its like,manly:DD She's sucha silent person.iloveTheMan!

Jodie: I saw mine yesterday after you left,but not yours.Ahaha it was so fun,and don't worry, you CAN swim.you think my BMT very pro is it?AHAHA.sorry I'm sure you can figure that out yeah!

Cass: thanks la Cassy Wassy, but seriously CRASH MY HOUSE? ahaha it would be fun though.poor me cooped up at home,grounded till eternity,HOW SADDENING.I'm gonna tell you something more saddening.Its gonna make you scream and shout and feel like killing me cus I' m gonna pangsaye you on the 17th.-coughs- I've got CCA darling:((

Xishi: yesyesyes!!ohman and you should have been in school yesterday.Saw yours la.Ohman the seventeenth
:((((ILOVETHEMOHSOMUCH!

Jolly: YAY!like,FINALLY:D ooooh a pearl,and crackersssss(: eh i've been thinking.forget that I asked you to dedicate a post to me.You decide if you wanna do it.I just realised I wouldn't wanna be classified with the ahems.Anyways,you make the wise decision.you know what to do
yeah-nudge- (:

Todays a lovely lovely day! I woke up at eight cus mathlesson was at nine.Its the last lesson and Mrlin watches fullhouse.Ahaha.he says the rain guy's clothings are weird.

Thats not the point though.The point was lunch and xishi and jodie know why and they fully understand:D

AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Like I saw TheMan:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Its been two looooonnnngggg painful weeks since I last saw thou( best not to use she he or it,so i figured)and YAYYYYYYNESSSSSSSS i finally did today!AHAHA I can't stop smiling like :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) I AM SO AWARE.

And I bet xishi and jodie had their fill of their loves too la:DAll of a sudden we seem to have ALOT to talk about with Jodie.Thanks to mathlessons yeah.swim Jodie swim!!but don't talk too loudly and say stupid stuff like " I'm pregnant" HAHAHA:D

There's training tmr.BALLS,ni zai na li??????ARGH.I think I've seriously forgotten how you look like.All i can remember is your specs.aaaaahhh
:(( we have a hundredandone things to sort out before camp you knowwww!!!!Hurrryyyyyy la siaobayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

Melo: aah i know what you meant I was just twisting your words.NEVERMIND! eh i read that bit about boyfriend on your blog and then I read that bit about you on boyfriend's blog.AHHH its so sweet and emotional.GOODLUCK((((:

Char: I know it was bloddy fun right! Cass updated me on the phone and I whined my ass off to her already.CRASH MY HOUSE?! you have to try getting pass the moose and the pops first la.AHAHA!

A LOVELY DAY WILL END OFF WITH A LOVELY NIGHT CUS I'LL SEE MICHEAL MY LOVE:D iloveprisonbreak((:

I'm supposed to be happily ice-skating with the highlighters now:(( I can't believe the pops said no la.ARGH.He said,its The Consequence.What now, that sounds like a movie to me.All the movies showing lately have all been TheSomething.Like, TheDeparted,ThePrestige,TheCovenant,TheGuardian,
TheEverything la.And I'm supposed to be iceskating now>:(

Anyways,I wenta school for training yesterday.Hello, the turnout was pathetic.as in,for yellowbadge.balls and pops are in china and kai couldn't make it.so it was just steph,shu,shanna and me.The four S-es:DSo much for major bonding over lunch.We need it you know.

Its like the first proper training session in like two months and now we've got the juniors and the newcoach with us.The new coach is a pretty nice guy.He's an ex cathigh and Vj debator and his name is nick.We did like some selfintro thing and then he quizzed us on current affairs.Mygod it was terrible.All of us were practically clueless.I mean we knew maybe THIS and THAT but I'm sure he was coughing blood inside.

Then he asked us what we liked to read.Everyone was like oh,AGATHA CHRISTIE xx series.Dammit I said nicholassparks' Dearjohn and he asked me to tell him what the book was about.And it was a bloody love story which sounded unintelligent coming from my mouth, compared to say, the great adventures of detective poirot:/ But shanna's answer HILARIOUS.

SHANNA: um I don't read books*flashes her milliondollar smile*
NICK: huh then what do you read?
SHANNA: oh I read magazines!
NICK: like?
SHANNA: oooh like cosmo and seventeen!!!!sancia I'm not a bimbo okay!!* giggles bimbotically*

And I swear he really wants to cough blood.The saving grace comes when shanna adds that she reads the TIMES mag occasionally.HAHAH:D

We've all gotta read up.Like,thats what sonya(crap we so miss sonya!) has been saying since a million lifetimes ago but really,theres ALOTALOTALOT of stuff to know. There's stuff we thought(so proudly) we knew like hezbollah and all turns out to be nothing compared to what we should know.

The new mantra for sndebate is: conviction:D

And all of a sudden I feel so sad.To the balls in china,come back now willya! I've got like SO MANY things to update you on.Like what ahem said and what coughcoughs did and about the camp and this and that.ARGH:((

And clairetan.I bet you're falling in love with some chinese by the name of MOLIHUA(or some other flower) who isn't even hot.AHAHA.

Charissa: its been a long long time yeah:D

Cass: see la,now I can't even experience the feeling on my butt:( And ofcourse I know who its about la! It wasn't obvious,but apart from me being smart,it just so happens I know you well:DMISS-ABLE!

Melo: I think you mean you're excitable? AHAHA.eh seriously la, how to tag in colour?!

If its possible,i'd like to go out every single day.SIGH.Anywhere will be great,even if its school.Rahhhh.

Mathlessons have become very happy affairs:D lessons are so enjoyable and the prospect of being able to eat oranglebowl for lunch along with ribenamixedwithhundredplus just makes me HAPPIER!And the possibility of encountering TheMan is also another thing:DDDD

Yesterday we heard charmaine go on and on and on and on about her STALKER.He-who-plays-pingpong.He-who-has-no-sixpec.HOWLOUSY. And she has a lunchdate with him today.TSK.I hope she comes clean with him instead of leading him on:D With a name which sounds like nationale,she'd better do something about that quick.HAWHAW.

We've set a date for ICESKATING:D iceskating scares me.I heard it hurts to fall on ice so much more than falling on anything else!But I'll do anything to get outta the house.even if it means travelling to jurong at like nineplus in the morning to inflict pain on my bum(:

Balls left for CHINA this morning.well, zhong guo hao! POO:(She can go have her congee and century egg and chinese tea and she can go recite tangpoems and admire the moon at night.OHWOW.And I've got six days to search for that damn blog of hers.TSK.I don't like your premonition but it doesn't matter,everyone knows what lousy instincts you have.we're not gonna have a tiff you asshole:D

Cass: I've read it! But I'll hold mine a little longer(:Like maybe next week or something.

Jolly: you're already in china:((tsk you sound as if I don't pay attention. I DO OKAY.every fibre of my brain is concentrated during trng:D comebackquick!!

Char: yeah, nationale! Ahaha update about your date:D

The computer in the school library is PATHETIC.Aargh.I'm here with xishi cus we're done with mathlessons and as usual,the folks are late:/

Its rare that I come to the school library cus I hate the smell but nevermind,I thought I'd give it another chance:D

I watched the prestige!Its really nice.A little dark but i wish the transportedman act didn't come out so disappointing:/hughJ is a terrible man in the show.I totally supported bale from the start. having a nice english accent always helps:)

sharon: it was a little bit scary but the whole thing was damn nice.GO WATCH!

Jolly: you can't expect to do manly stuff if you're with claire you know.She's a mere fortypercent.PFUIT.

kaili: Hey peepeekai:D

shanna: congrats on breaking again!I'll seeya coe tuesday(:

Char: you sure?cus theprestige isn't YOUR kind of movie my friend.There's gore! Although its only very little,its enough to make YOU squirm ahaaha.I read your shoutout(: and abt the outing i guess we'll havta reschedule it or smtg cus xishi has dance too.

Huixian: Hahah you and your crazy ideas.michaeljackson aye? Hope you had fun,we'll catchup some time:D

Alrightayes.The folks will be here in awhile and the moose and I will be on a undergarment-purchasing mission.Now its just part and parcel of life,infact a bare necesscity,so the moose says, and so she has urged me to derive PLEASURE(!) from it.ohmygoodness I hope i go home sane:/